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My name is Cassidy I'm 16, I live in California but am hardly a Californian girl. Music is my life, I am a percussionist and love all kinds of music. I am a thrower girl, and am into vintage fashion. I love animals and someday hope to be a Vet :)

crazysexyfierce:

wanderlustwbu:

booty booty booty booty rocking every pear 


I want one

crazysexyfierce:

wanderlustwbu:

booty booty booty booty rocking every pear 

I want one

thefruitythebooty:

simsgonewrong:

Come, sit down.

his eyes say ‘bedroom’, but his hands say ‘hospital’

thefruitythebooty:

simsgonewrong:

Come, sit down.

his eyes say ‘bedroom’, but his hands say ‘hospital’

emilyfreakingstark:

xxbeccam:

WHAT IF YOU WERE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE AND YOU SAW THE BULGE AT THEIR CROTCH AND THOUGHT IT WAS A BONER SO YOU TOOK OFF THEIR BOXERS AND THIS TINY AIRPLANE JUST TOOK OFF AND FLEW INTO THE SKY AND THEIR ENTIRE CROTCH WAS JUST A MINIATURE AIRPORT WHAT WOULD YOU DO

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mrschriskendall:

mrschriskendall:

”where do you wanna go to dinner?”

”i don’t care”

”ok”

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why this got notes i’ll never know

cat-eye-chic:

playforme-atyourshow:

wh-what? :’c

WOOOOAAAHHHHHH

forever-classyx:

Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked.  Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want.  If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back!  It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.

glamydia:

thorki:

dysexila:

jennstarkid:

howinternet:

Mr. Krabs is 70 years old.

His eyes are green

he’s 7 inches tall

he weighs 5

his first name is Mr.

his first name is Eugine dip shit

glamydia:

thorki:

dysexila:

jennstarkid:

howinternet:

Mr. Krabs is 70 years old.

His eyes are green

he’s 7 inches tall

he weighs 5

his first name is Mr.

his first name is Eugine dip shit

theclearlydope:

Hey gif artists … if you don’t turn this bird into a dildo or a taco by noon you have failed your jobs. 
via cineraria: man catches flying bird with bare hand - YouTube

theclearlydope:

Hey gif artists … if you don’t turn this bird into a dildo or a taco by noon you have failed your jobs. 

via cinerariaman catches flying bird with bare hand - YouTube

surejohn221b:

thefangirlsarecomeing:

ianoshea:

What if there was a tumblr summer camp where you did fandom related activities and you sat in the grass outside and blogged and got to meet everyone you’ve met on tumblr and you could eat all you wanted it would be so much fun

and instead of embarrassing us with the lame attempts at sports, they will train us to be hunters, companions, space cowboys, and consulting detectives.

#i’d go for the food

-keepsmiling:

One time I heard my boyfriend had sex with another girl. So I called and asked him about it and he denied it, so I called the girl and she denied it too, and then I called my boyfriend back and told him that the girl had told me everything and he replied with “it was just one time. It meant nothing.” And then I replied with “fuck you, she didn’t tell me anything.” And that’s still my favorite story to tell.

sexypotassium:

“be right with you, I’m just doing my hair”

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thegoddamazon:

saltymarshmallows:

fantasiawandering:

extremerickman:

journal-for-sean-lovers:

cottonbutts:

everyonelovesrobots:

IT’S BACK

i want this on my blog forever

I can’t breathe omfg

always reblog

OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL DID i JUST WATCH?

I lost it at the elderly woman.

LMFAO YESSSS

2 days ago1,183,349 plays

vaspim:

h0odrich:

It’s not called cheating its called I need to pass this fuckin class

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